Though Ben Stiller'south versatile career has extended into many dissimilar areas, he volition likely always be best known for his popular comedic performances. Stiller has delivered some of the funniest and most memorable comedies throughout his movie career, as well as some hilarious characters.

Looking at Stiller's all-time comedy movies, in that location are then many laugh-out-loud quotes. Some of these movies are huge box office hits, while others are hidden gems that deserve to be seen. For anyone looking for a good laugh, take a look back at some of these hilarious Ben Stiller quotes from his most memorable movies.

10 "Someone Must Take Ripped The Q Department Out Of My Lexicon, 'Crusade I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Discussion, 'Quit'"

One of Stiller's well-nigh underrated comedies is Mystery Men. The movie was really ahead of its time, spoofing the superhero civilization before superhero movies really took off. It follows a group of misfit crime fighters, including Stiller's Mr. Furious, whose superpower is getting really angry.

Despite getting no respect from his enemies, other heroes, or the public, Mr. Furious tries his best to sell himself as the ultimate tough guy. Unfortunately, his "tough guy" lines, like this one, experience pretty lame.

9 "Como Estan, Bi**hes?"

Anchorman is considered, past many, to be one of the funniest movies of all time and the highlight of the movie is the big showdown between San Diego'south biggest news anchors. While Ron Burgundy and his news squad are out in the streets, their rivals from other stations testify upwards looking for a fight.

This includes cameos from Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson. Then Stiller shows up equally the over-the-top ballast from the local Spanish-language news program who greets his enemies with, "Como estan, bitches?"

8 "Lunch Has Been Cancelled Due To Lack Of Hustle. Deal With It."

Though Stiller is all-time known for his leading man roles, he has proven himself to be specially entertaining when playing the villain. In the 90s comedy Heavyweights, Stiller plays Tony Perkins, the intense fettle guru who takes over a summertime camp for children struggling with their weight.

While the kids are but looking to have some fun, Perkins goes to farthermost methods of whipping them into shape. As the summertime goes on, Perkins grows more unhinged. During 1 morning announcement, he delivers to the campers this hilarious line.

7 "I Got It Stuck!"

Stiller became the breakout star of gross-out comedies thanks to his hilarious role in There's Something Nigh Mary. Stiller plays Ted, a lonely sorry-sack looking to reunite with his dream girl from high school who he blew his risk with.

During a flashback sequence to Ted'southward loftier schoolhouse days, the movie reveals exactly what went wrong with Mary. While Ted was picking Mary up to get to their prom, he had a bathroom blow, to say the least. This moment, along with Stiller'south excruciating reaction, remains an unforgettable entry in comedy history.

6 "Somebody Said They Were Shut To Me?"

Stiller has also had a lot of success behind the camera as a director and one of his near impressive movies was Tropic Thunder. The moving-picture show is a hilarious and wildly entertaining R-rated comedy about a group of spoiled and self-centered actors filming a war moving picture who become defenseless up in a real life-or-death situation.

Stiller plays Tugg Speedman, an action star whose latest endeavor to make a dramatic flick ended up an embarrassing flop. When being interviewed past an amusement bear witness, the reporter tells him, "Somebody close to you said, 'one more flop and it's over,'" to which Speedman asks, "Someone said they were shut to me?"

5 "Exercise It!"

While some felt the comedic movie version of Starsky and Hutch was an insult to the classic cop show, it does have some pretty funny moments. Stiller and Owen Wilson make a great duo equally the two titular cops working a case in the 1970s.

During one cloak-and-dagger mission, Starsky (Stiller) takes the hush-hush role very seriously. He dons an elaborate disguise, comes up with a backstory, and employs a ridiculous voice. However, he gets so into graphic symbol that he keeps repeating the phrase "Do information technology!" over and over again.

4 "Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood!"

In another great villain role, Stiller plays White Goodman in the sports one-act,Dodgeball. In fact, Goodman is very similar to Stiller'south role in Heavyweights as he is a fettle freak whose intensity goes way over the line. He besides develops a huge ego that is also very delicate.

Goodman tries to woo a woman named Kate, who is repulsed by him. Later on getting rejected, Goodman tries to steal a kiss but gets hit in the face up instead. He angrily storms off after proclaiming, "Nobody makes me bleed my own claret. Nobody!"

three "Oh, You Can Milk Just Near Annihilation With Nipples."

Run across the Parents is a great movie for anyone who enjoys awkward one-act. Stiller plays a well-significant human who is taken home by his girlfriend to come across her parents, including her protective and intimidating father (Robert De Niro).

Stiller's graphic symbol, Greg Focker, can't help just brand one embarrassing blunder after another. When he gets caught in a lie about living on a subcontract, he tries to explain that he simply grew upwardly with a lot of animals and they would milk some of them, including the cats. Afterwards Greg says you tin milk anything with nipples, De Niro asks, "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

two "Yous Tin can Trouble Me For A Warm Glass Of Close The Hell Upwardly."

Though Adam Sandler is the star of Happy Gilmore, Stiller has a hilarious uncredited role in the movie. Stiller plays the orderly at a senior's domicile where Happy'due south grandmother is staying, a office he reprised in last year's Hubie Halloween.

While the orderly is very friendly and promises to take care of Happy's grandmother when Happy is around, his attitude quickly changes once he is gone. Subsequently the sweetness onetime lady asks for a glass of warm milk to aid her fall asleep, the orderly responds, "You can trouble me for a warm glass of close the hell up."

1 "What Is This? A Centre For Ants?!"

While it'southward difficult to narrow information technology down to just one pic, many fans would likely name Zoolander as Stiller's funniest movie. He plays an featherbrained male person model who is somehow caught upwardly in an assassination plot. Despite the unexpected plot twist, a lot of the comedy simple comes from Zoolander's stupidity.

When manner designer Mugatu promises to build a children'south learning center in Zoolander's name, he shows him the model. Zoolander smashes the model, calling information technology a center for ants before asking, "How can we be expected to teach children to larn how to read if they tin't fifty-fifty fit inside the building?"

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